Humorous Jokes and Funny Stories


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Welcome to our collection of jokes and funny stories. We hope that you will find them humorous.

On this website you will find American jokes, British jokes, childrens jokes, humorous insults, knock knock jokes, joke questions, your mama jokes and much more.

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Our 'Joke of the Day' for Wednesday, November 21st, 2018

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and you'll find out.

Here are some random jokes

Childrens

Childrens

Teacher: Mary you can't bring that lamb to school. What about the smell?
Mary: Oh, that's all right, it'll soon get used to it.

From the ''Childrens'' jokes category
Humorous Car Bumper Stickers

Humorous Car Bumper Stickers

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

From the ''Humorous Car Bumper Stickers'' subcategory of the ''Transportation'' jokes category
Famous Books

Famous Books

Splitting the Atom by Molly Cule

From the ''Famous Books'' subcategory of the ''Humorous'' jokes category
Scottish

Scottish

What's the difference between a Scotsman and a canoe?
A canoe sometimes tips.

From the ''Scottish'' subcategory of the ''People'' jokes category
Childrens

Childrens

What did the archaeologist say to the Egyptian mummy?
I really dig you.

From the ''Childrens'' jokes category
Transportation

Transportation

Each time I take a trip on a ferry it makes me cross.

From the ''Transportation'' jokes category
Holidays and Vacations

Holidays and Vacations

A man goes into a travel agents and says that he wants to book a vacation in China. ''Peking?'' asked the travel agent. ''No, I want to have a good look around.''

From the ''Holidays and Vacations'' jokes category
American Humor

American Humor

While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting an old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted, ''Are there any gators around here?!'' ''Naw,'' the man hollered back, ''they ain't been any around here for years!'' ''Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely towards the shore. About halfway there he asked the guy, ''How'd you get rid of the gators?'' ''We didn't do nothin','' the beachcomber said. ''The sharks got 'em.''

From the ''American Humor'' subcategory of the ''People'' jokes category
Holidays and Vacations

Holidays and Vacations

She talks so much that when she goes on vacation to Spain, she has to put suntan lotion on her tongue.

From the ''Holidays and Vacations'' jokes category