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Humorous Animal Jokes

Here is our collection of humorous jokes and funny stories about animals.
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What animal goes "quick, quick"?
A duck with the hiccups.

Submitted by: William

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A turtle is going down a road when he is robbed by four snails. After recovering his wits, he decides to report it to the police. "Can you give me a description the snails who robbed you?" asked the police officer.
"Not really," replied the turtle. "You see, it all happened so fast."

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What does a male sheep do when he becomes angry?
He goes on the rampage.

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What ballet do squirrels like to watch?
The Nutcracker.

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Where do birds like to go for their morning coffee?
The nest-cafe.

Submitted by: Winnie

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Where do ants like to eat?
In a restaur-ant.

Submitted by: Winnie

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Where do birds like to go for a vacation?
To The Canary Islands.

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Why did everyone laugh at the owl?
Because he was a hoot.

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What has antlers and likes to suck your blood?
A Moose-quito.

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What happens when a kangaroo is annoyed?
He becomes hopping mad.


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