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Humorous Jokes about Children


Here is our collection of humorous jokes and funny stories about children and the things that they do.
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Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning and got to thinking about things. "Mommy, mommy, why has daddy got so little hair on his head?" he asked his mother.
"That's because he thinks a lot," replied his mother, pleased with herself for coming up with a good answer to her husband's baldness. Or she was until Johnny thought for a second and asked, "So why do you have so much hair?"

Submitted by: Robert

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Brian: Do you have a grandfather?
Joe: No, but he�s okay.

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A youngster was looking at the family photo album and asked his mother, ''Who's the slim young man on the beach with you with lots of muscles and curly hair?'' ''That's your father.'' ''Then who's the old bald-headed fat man that lives with us now?

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How do you get your children to take a bath?
Tell them it's practice for the pool. The next day how do you get them out of the pool?
Throw in a bar of soap!

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Children's answers People go about Venice in gorgonzolas. The Tropic of Cancer is a rare and dangerous disease. An executive is the man who puts murderers to death. A tantrum is a bicycle for a man and his wife.

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A father took his young son to the opera for the first time. The conductor started waving the baton, and the soprano began her aria. The boy watched everything intently and finally asked: ''Why is he hitting her with his stick?''
''He's not hitting her,'' answered the father with a chuckle.
''Well, then,'' asked the boy, ''why is she screaming?''