Which animals were the last to leave Noah's ark?
The elephants - they were packing their trunks.
Which two letters are bad for your teeth?
DK
How do you communicate with a fish?
You drop him a line.
What did one wall say to the other wall?
I'll meet you at the corner.
What did the baby chick say when it found an orange in its nest?
Look what marmalade.
How do you make a sausage roll?
Push it.
What do you call a multi-storey pig-pen?
You call it a styscraper.
What do you do when a lemon gets hurt?
Give it lemon-aid.
What is purple and barks at visitors?
A grape dane.
Why makes the tower of Pisa lean?
It never eats.