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Which animals were the last to leave Noah's ark?
The elephants - they were packing their trunks.

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Which two letters are bad for your teeth?
DK

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How do you communicate with a fish? You drop him a line.

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What did one wall say to the other wall?
I'll meet you at the corner.

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What did the baby chick say when it found an orange in its nest?
Look what marmalade.

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How do you make a sausage roll?
Push it.

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What do you call a multi-storey pig-pen?
You call it a styscraper.

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What do you do when a lemon gets hurt?
Give it lemon-aid.

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What is purple and barks at visitors?
A grape dane.

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Why makes the tower of Pisa lean?
It never eats.


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