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Humorous Did You Hear About? Jokes


Here is our collection of humorous 'did you hear about the' jokes.
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Did you hear about the tub of butter?
No.
Well if I tell you about it you need to promise not to spread it around.

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Did you hear about the young octopus who became neurotic?
He was a crazy mixed-up squid.

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Did you hear about the horse who had a very negative altitude?
He was always saying "Neigh".

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Did you hear about the ghost who went to Africa on safari?
He was a big-game haunter.

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Did you hear about the idiot who listened to the big match?
He burnt his ear.

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Did you hear about the man who had to give up his job in the biscuit factory?
It was making him go crackers.

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Did you hear about the car mechanic that fell asleep dreaming about cars?
He woke up exhausted.

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Did you hear about the town gossip?
They say that she has a great sense of rumor.

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Did you hear about the man who fell into an upholstery machine? He is fully recovered now.

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Did you hear about the cat who drank ten bowls of water?
He set a new lap record.


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