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Lots of eminent doctors have examined his brain - but they can't find anything in it.

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Doctor: What seems to be the problem?
Patient: I can't stop myself eating dates.
Doctor: That's not really a problem.
Patient: Yes it is, I've run out of calendars.

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Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?
Patient: Last week I swallowed a clock.
Doctor: Why didn't come to see me at once?
Patient: I didn't want to alarm anyone.

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Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pair of curtains.
Pull yourself together man.

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Patient: Doctor, doctor, I've just been bitten by a dog.
Doctor: Name?
Patient: Fido.

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Patient: Doctor, doctor, I've got skin trouble.
Doctor: Have you?
Patient: Yes, I can't peel this banana.

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Doctor, doctor, will I ever get better?
At what?

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Doctor, doctor, I keep having hot flushes.
You don't need a doctor, it's a plumber you need.

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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a mountain.
Well you do look a little peaky.

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Doctor, doctor, I feel really funny.
Well, why don't you tell me a joke, I could do with a laugh.


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