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Humorous Fish Jokes

Here is our collection of jokes and funny stories about fish.
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Where does a fish go when it wants to borrow some money?
A loan shark.

Where do baby fish go every morning?
To plaice school.

Which animals spend the most time being educated?
Fish, because they swim around in schools.

When a fish is short of money where does it go to exchange its valuables for cash?
The prawnshop.

Why is it so easy to find out how much a fish weighs?
They have their own scales.