What is a ghosts favorite soft drink?
Le-moan-ade.
Which ghost ate lots of porridge?
Ghouldilocks.
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Where do ghosts like to do their weekly shopping?
In the spooker market.
What is a ghost's favorite biscuit?
It's a custard scream.
Why do ghost try to avoid taking baths?
Because it dampens their spirits.
What type of ghost likes to haunt old hospitals?
Surgical spirits.
What type of pupils do they have at ghost schools?
Ghoulboys and ghoulgirls.
How do ghost policemen catch criminals?
They haunt them down.
What kind of ghost is very useful in the kitchen?
A recipe spook.
Did you hear about the ghost car driver who was put in jail?
He was found guilty of driving without due scare and attention.