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Humorous Ghost Jokes


This is our collection of humorous jokes and funny stories about ghosts, ghouls and other spooky things.
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What is a ghosts favorite soft drink?
Le-moan-ade.

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Which ghost ate lots of porridge?
Ghouldilocks.

Submitted by: Bernie

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Where do ghosts like to do their weekly shopping?
In the spooker market.

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What is a ghost's favorite biscuit?
It's a custard scream.

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Why do ghost try to avoid taking baths?
Because it dampens their spirits.

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What type of ghost likes to haunt old hospitals?
Surgical spirits.

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What type of pupils do they have at ghost schools?
Ghoulboys and ghoulgirls.

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How do ghost policemen catch criminals?
They haunt them down.

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What kind of ghost is very useful in the kitchen?
A recipe spook.

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Did you hear about the ghost car driver who was put in jail?
He was found guilty of driving without due scare and attention.


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