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Humorous Insults - 5


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He has real polish - but only on his shoes.

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If stupidity was gold, you'd be Fort Knox.

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Why don't you act like a desert and dry up.

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He's like uncultivated woodland. Totally dense.

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I feel sorry for your little mind - being all alone in that great big head.

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Fred: I was cut out to be a genius. Georg: It's a shame that the pieces weren't assembled correctly.

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She could even give a headache to an asprin.

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The last time I saw a face like yours I threw a banana to it.

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I'd insult you, but you're not bright enough to notice.

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If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.


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