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Humorous Insults - 9


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I wouldn't say he was ugly but: When his grandfather was born they passed out cigars. When his father was born they passed out cigarettes. When he was born they simply passed out.

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I've changed my mind. Well I hope it works better than your old one.

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If his IQ was two points higher, he'd be a rock.

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He's as smart as bait.

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His mouth is in gear, but his brain's in neutral.

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She's knitting with only one needle.

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The lights are on, but nobody's home.

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There is no vaccine against stupidity.

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If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.

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I would ask you how old you are but I know you can't count that high.


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