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Humorous Insults

This is our collection of humorous insults.
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He has lots of bricks but no cement.

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He's a few clowns short of a circus.

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He'd be out of his depth in a paddling pool.

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We all sprang from the apes but obviously you didn't spring far enough.

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Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without an address on it?

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People say that you are the perfect idiot. I say that you are not perfect, but you are getting pretty close to being.

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Do they ever shut up on your planet?

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I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

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I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

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I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.


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