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10 Randomly Selected Jokes


Here are 10 humorous jokes and funny stories selected at random from our collection.

Humorous Signs

Humorous Signs

In a Paris hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front desk.

From the ''Humorous Signs'' subcategory of the ''Humorous'' jokes category
Shopping

Shopping

Lady Customer: Can I try on that dress in the window?
Assistant: If you really want to, but I think it would be better if you tried it on in the changing room.

From the ''Shopping'' jokes category
Knock Knock

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?
Kenya keep a secret?

From the ''Knock Knock'' subcategory of the ''Classic'' jokes category
Christmas

Christmas

Where would you go if you wanted to learn to be an elf?
To Santa Class.

From the ''Christmas'' subcategory of the ''Holidays and Vacations'' jokes category
Restaurants

Restaurants

Did you hear about the nasty chef?
He liked to batter the fish and beat the eggs.

From the ''Restaurants'' jokes category
Change A Lightbulb

Change A Lightbulb

How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb? One, but it takes at least three light bulbs.

From the ''Change A Lightbulb'' subcategory of the ''Classic'' jokes category
Animals

Animals

What has feathers and grumbles all the time?
Moody Woodpecker.

From the ''Animals'' jokes category
What Do You

What Do You

What do you get if you cross an artist with a policeman?
A brush with the law.

From the ''What Do You'' subcategory of the ''Questions'' jokes category
Restaurants

Restaurants

Diner: I say waiter, there's only one piece of meat on my plate.
Waiter: Hold on sir, I'll cut it in two.

From the ''Restaurants'' jokes category
Knock Knock

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Odette.
Odette who?
Odette's a bad sign.

From the ''Knock Knock'' subcategory of the ''Classic'' jokes category