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10 Randomly Selected Jokes


Here are 10 humorous jokes and funny stories selected at random from our collection.

Knock Knock

Knock Knock

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Marion.
Marion who?
Marion idiot and repent at leisure.

From the ''Knock Knock'' subcategory of the ''Classic'' jokes category
Change A Lightbulb

Change A Lightbulb

How many Thomas Edisons does it take to change a light bulb?
None. He doesn't change them, he invents them.

From the ''Change A Lightbulb'' subcategory of the ''Classic'' jokes category
Blondes

Blondes

How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a round room, and tell her to sit in a corner.

From the ''Blondes'' subcategory of the ''Classic'' jokes category
Your Mama

Your Mama

Yo mamma is so fat, she wore a X t-shirt, and a helicopter landed on her.

From the ''Your Mama'' subcategory of the ''Classic'' jokes category
What Is

What Is

What's the difference between a postbox and an elephant?
I don't know. Well, I'm certainly not giving you any letters to post.

From the ''What Is'' subcategory of the ''Questions'' jokes category
Vampires

Vampires

Which type of road is a vampire's favorite?
The main artery.

From the ''Vampires'' subcategory of the ''Monster'' jokes category
Blondes

Blondes

If a blonde and a brunette fell out of an airplane, who would land first? The brunette. The blonde would have to stop and ask for directions.

From the ''Blondes'' subcategory of the ''Classic'' jokes category
Childrens

Childrens

What kind of house is easy to lift?
A lighthouse.

From the ''Childrens'' jokes category
Famous Books

Famous Books

Never Give Up! by Percy Vere

From the ''Famous Books'' subcategory of the ''Humorous'' jokes category
Christmas

Christmas

Where would you go if you wanted to learn to be an elf?
To Santa Class.

From the ''Christmas'' subcategory of the ''Holidays and Vacations'' jokes category