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Our Joke of the Day

On this page you will find todays 'Our Joke of the Day' plus the listings for the last seven days.

You will also be able to view the archive from the past twelve weeks.

Our Joke of the day for Wednesday, November 21st, 2018

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and you'll find out.

Our Joke of the Day Archive

This is our archive where you can view previous 'Our Joke of the Day' listings. There are twelve pages in this archive and each page covers seven days.

Here is page one of our archive and it currently covers from Wednesday, November 14th, 2018 to Tuesday, November 20th, 2018.

Our Joke of the day for Tuesday, November 20th, 2018

What do refrigeration engineers do in their spare time?
They chill out.

Our Joke of the day for Monday, November 19th, 2018

Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, and I keep losing my temper with people.
Doctor: Tell me about your problem.
Patient: I JUST DID, DIDN'T I, YOU STUPID IDIOT!

Our Joke of the day for Sunday, November 18th, 2018

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Four, one to change it and the other three to deny it.

Our Joke of the day for Saturday, November 17th, 2018

Why did the football coach give his team lighters?
Because they kept losing all their matches.

Our Joke of the day for Friday, November 16th, 2018

What is 90 years old and wears two thick coats?
A little cold lady.

Our Joke of the day for Thursday, November 15th, 2018

Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a pack of cards.
Sit down and I'll deal with you later.

Our Joke of the day for Wednesday, November 14th, 2018

A Scotsman who lived in London met his cousin in a bar and noticed that he looked sad.
"What's the matter Forbes?" he inquired.
"I was on jury service, and I was given thirty days in jail."
"For being on a jury? How did that happen?"
"The judge said 'what is your name?' and I said "Forbes MacKintosh MacGregor."He said 'Are you Scottish by any chance?' and I said "are you a comedian?"


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