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Restaurant and Food Jokes

Here is our collection of humorous jokes and funny stories about restaurants and food.
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What flavors of ice cream do you have?" inquired the customer.
"We have vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate," answered the new waitress in a hoarse whisper.
Trying to be sympathetic, the customer asked, "Do you have laryngitis?"
"No...." replied the waitress with some effort, "just...erm.... vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate.

Diner: I say waiter, there's only one piece of meat on my plate.
Waiter: Hold on sir, I'll cut it in two.

Diner: Waiter, why is my pie all broken?
Waiter: Well, when ordered the pie you did ask me to step on it, sir.

Did you hear about the nasty chef?
He liked to batter the fish and beat the eggs.

Waiter, will you ask the band to play something for me?
Of course sir. What would you like them to play?
How about cards?

Waiter, waiter, I have a complaint.
You have a complaint? Well this is a restaurant not a hospital.

Waiter: We have almost everything on the menu.
Customer: Yes, I can see that, please bring me a clean one.

He thinks that a balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

Diner: Waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig to eat. Waiter: I'll bring you some that is, sir.

Customer: Do you have a sheep's head?
Butcher: No, mam, it's just the way I part my hair.

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