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Humorous Transportation Jokes

Here is our collection of humorous jokes and funny stories about transportation.
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Passenger: How long will the next train be?
Ticket Collector: Most likely five carriages, sir.

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Did you hear about the fight on the railway train?
The conductor punched a ticket.

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Each time I take a trip on a ferry it makes me cross.

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Can you telephone from an airplane?
Of course, anyone can tell a phone from an airplane.

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The airliner was accelerating down the runway for take off when it suddenly slowed down and turned back towards the terminal. It was two hours before it finally took off. A worried passenger asked a stewardess what had caused the delay. She replied, ''oh there's nothing to worry about. When we were about to take off the pilot heard one of the engines making a strange noise so he decided to return to the terminal. It took us a bit of time to find another pilot.''