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Humorous What Did? Jokes


Here is our collection of humorous 'What did the' jokes.
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What did the diamond necklace say to the hat?
You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.

Submitted by: Joe

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What did Tutankhamun say when he was frightened?
I want my mummy.

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What did the duck say to the waiter in the restaurant?
Why have you put this food on my bill?

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What did one cookie say when the the other cookie was squashed?
Crumbs.

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What did Tarzan say when he came home from a hard day at work?
Jane, it's a jungle out there.

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What did the wristwatch say to the clock?
Hour you doing?

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What did the pony say when it had a sore throat.
Sorry I'm a little horse.

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What did Baron Frankestein do when his monster's head fell off?
He made a bolt for it.

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What did they say to a giant ape when he won the American lottery?
Kong-ratulations.

Submitted by: Oliver Jones

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What did Bambi receive through the mail when his girlfriend ran off with another buck?
A Deer John letter.


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