What did the diamond necklace say to the hat?
You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.
Submitted by: Joe
What did Tutankhamun say when he was frightened?
I want my mummy.
What did the duck say to the waiter in the restaurant?
Why have you put this food on my bill?
What did one cookie say when the the other cookie was squashed?
Crumbs.
What did Tarzan say when he came home from a hard day at work?
Jane, it's a jungle out there.
What did the wristwatch say to the clock?
Hour you doing?
What did the pony say when it had a sore throat.
Sorry I'm a little horse.
What did Baron Frankestein do when his monster's head fell off?
He made a bolt for it.
What did they say to a giant ape when he won the American lottery?
Kong-ratulations.
Submitted by: Oliver Jones
What did Bambi receive through the mail when his girlfriend ran off with another buck?
A Deer John letter.