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Why did the lion cross the road?
Because it was a mane road.

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Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?
Because Donald Ducked.

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Why did Karl Marx drink instant tea?
Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why did the baker stop making donuts?
Because he was tired of the hole business.

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Why did the theatre manager find a new job?
He wanted a change of scenery.

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Why did everyone in the courtroom keep jumping up and down?
Because it was a kangaroo court.

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Why did the burglar take a shower?
He wanted to make a clean getaway.

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Why did the football coach give his team lighters?
Because they kept losing all their matches.

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Why did the man with a pony-tail visit his doctor?
Because he was a little hoarse (horse).


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