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Humorous Why Did? Jokes

Here is our collection of humorous 'why did' jokes.
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Why did the atom cross the road?
It was time for him to split.

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Why did the famous opera singer decide to go sailing?
Because she wanted to hit the high C's.

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Why did the man sit in front of his television set with a bowl of sugar and milk?
They were showing a serial.

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Why did the astronomer keep hitting himself on the head with a book?
Because he wanted to see stars.

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Why did the lemon run away when the orange challenged him to a fight?
Because he was yellow.

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Why did the invisible man keep looking in the mirror?
To check that he still wasn't there.

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Why did the cookie visit the hospital?
It was feeling crummy!

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Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?
Because it was always running out of the pen!

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Why did the teddy bear not want to eat his lunch?
He was stuffed!

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Why did the tree fail to answer the questions in the mathematics test?
Because he was stumped!


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