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Humorous Why Is It? Jokes

Here is our collection of humorous 'why is it' jokes.
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Why is it almost impossible to keep a secret when the weather is very cold?
Because your teeth chatter.

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Why is it that some people find the Lord of the Rings compulsive reading?
Because it's hobbit forming.

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Why is it a good idea to comb your hair just before you go to bed?
If you do that you will make a good impression on the pillow.

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Why is it difficult for a leopard to hide?
Because he's always spotted.

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Why is it that your nose runs and your feet smell?

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Why is it that ''phonetic'' is not spelt the way it sounds?

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Why is it call it the tourist season yet we are not allowed to shoot them?